Probably predominantly Castle/Avengers at this point, but I occasionally post other things.
Kick back, grab a brew, and click on my ask if you have questions.
-M
I believe I'll have another drink."
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ralkana:
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tawghasa:
ask-agentcoulson:
[[Professor Coulson nO]]
# oh god you’d do lectures just because you know students like attending # you’d engage everyone and shit because participation is important # fuck you sir # professor!phil # clark gregg # how many students would hit on you phil # how many do you politely reject on weekly basis # and then there’s young clinton barton in your afternoon class # im not even going to start
…yes please. I would like this very much.
*weakly raises hand*
…me too.
PAWING AT THE SCREEN WITH HOW MUCH I WANT THIS STORY LDKFGHSLFJHSJLDKFHG
I may cry if nobody writes this.
Hell, I may *write* it if nobody does this.
“Stark, stop antagonizing Romanov. Natasha, put the knife down.
“Barton, please stop shooting pencils at Banner, we’re out of funding to replace the desks again.”
“Mr. Odinson, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the tools outside my classroom, please.”
“No, Stark, your AI cannot print out answer keys for the class.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/281783c051509bf3b8ab6e96fc6db6b2/tumblr_mk7euyLWbZ1rxei38o1_500.jpg)
ask-agentcoulson:
[[Professor Coulson nO]]
# oh god you’d do lectures just because you know students like attending
# you’d engage everyone and shit because participation is important
# fuck you sir
# professor!phil
# clark gregg
# how many students would hit on you phil
# how many do you politely reject on weekly basis
# and then there’s young clinton barton in your afternoon class
# im not even going to start…yes please. I would like this very much.
*weakly raises hand*
…me too.
PAWING AT THE SCREEN WITH HOW MUCH I WANT THIS STORY LDKFGHSLFJHSJLDKFHG
I may cry if nobody writes this.
Hell, I may *write* it if nobody does this.
“Stark, stop antagonizing Romanov. Natasha, put the knife down.
“Barton, please stop shooting pencils at Banner, we’re out of funding to replace the desks again.”
“Mr. Odinson, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the tools outside my classroom, please.”
“No, Stark, your AI cannot print out answer keys for the class.”
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
Agent Phil Coulson everyone
PHIL COULSON, SHIELD’s numero uno cat herder, everyone.
I wanna see the out-take where someone suddenly blasts “young hearts, run free” through the PA… Can you imagine? :D
there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is
oh. my. god.
this is a thing. THIS WAS ACTUALLY DONE.
oh dear
*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS*
#Ryan battling with the fact that his cock blocking powers wont work here
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Stana Katic and Jon Huertas on the set of “Castle” as Elizabeth Taylor and James Dean on the set of “Giant”
if you’re not already following Joss Whedon on twitter
